I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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