Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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