i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just gargled with NyQuil
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