We won't sleep together?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
