Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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