You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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