Say something about gay babies.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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