no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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