This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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