so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I have fence marks all over my body
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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