I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So many bounce houses so little time
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
