idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
