I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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