LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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