He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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