Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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