so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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