How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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