Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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