if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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