grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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