yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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