My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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