I am puke
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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