Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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