I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its about making memories worth repressing
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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