i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
