the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I stole a fireplace last night.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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