i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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