I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
