she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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