how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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