Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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