dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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