I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just found puke in my bra..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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