I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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