There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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