Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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