yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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