I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dicks are not precious.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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