We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
