foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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