Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
