Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
