I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
