Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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