Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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