Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Floor bacon is actually really good
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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