Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
do herpes really smell.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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