Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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