I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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