you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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